1.Yo momma so fat when she wears red she looks like the Kool-Aid Man.

2.Yo momma so fat when she sits around, she sits around.


3.Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light god told yo mamma to move her fat ass.


4.Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcom X
T-Shirt hellicopters try landing on her.


5.Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach
no one else gets sun!


6.Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she
goes straight to hell!


7.Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off,
people thought she was backing up.


8.Yo momma so fat were in her right now.



9.Yo momma so fat people jog around her for
exercise.


10.Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and
sat next to everyone


11.Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice
to get off her.


12.Yo momma so fat she was floating in the
ocean and Portugal claimed her for the new
world


13.Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has
to give directions!


14.Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant,
looks at the menu and says "okay!"


15.Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people said "Taxi!"


16.Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick
with a paint-roller


17.Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her
wear "Caution! Wide Turn"


18.Yo momma so fat when she sits around the
house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!


19.Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a
Hong Kong phone book!


20.Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures
had to be arial views!


21.Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the
family!


22.Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high
heels, she strikes oil!


23.Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!


24.Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass,
she has to make two trips!


25.Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and
gravy poured out!


26.Yo momma so fat she has a run in her
blue-jeans!


27.Yo momma so fat when she back up she beeps.


28.Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline
tickets.


29.Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't
cover her


30.Yo momma so fat she stands in two time
zones.


31.Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you
can eat buffet, they have to install speed
bumps.


32.Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X
T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!


33.Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the
beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow
her back into the ocean.


34.Yo momma so fat that she would have been in
E.T., but when she rode the bike across the
moon, she caused an eclipse.


35.Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency
has to assign names to her farts!!!


36.Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and
didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a
Chevrolet.


37.Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale,
it read "one at a time, please"


38.Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale
it says to be continued.


39.Yo momma so fat she's got her own area
code!


40.Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the
beach the tide comes in!


41.Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch,
she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...


42.Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled
milk - white & chunky!


43.Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and
two buses just to get to her good side!


44.Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!


45.Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a
booger shot out of george washington's nose.


46.Yo momma so stupid that she brought a cup to
the movie juice.


47.Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for
gas money.


48.Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and
watches the couch!


49.Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera
to record cable tv shows at home.


50.Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on
her job application, she put "Hooked on
Phonics."


51.Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld
and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so
she went home.


52.Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of
jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said
levi's


53.Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to
watch 60 minutes


54.Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17
(under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home
and got 16 friends


55.Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly
outside so she gets a bowl


56.Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put
M&M's in alphabetical order!


57.Yo momma so stupid she bought a
solar-powered flashlight!


58.Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback
is a refund!


59.Yo mamma so stupid she ran into a parked
car.


60.Yo mamma so stupid she sold her car to buy
brand new tires.


61.Yo momma is so stupid she thinks she is
smart.


62.Your momma so fat and stupid her waist is
bigger than her I.Q.


63.Yo momma so ugly her parents had to tie a
porkchop around her neck to get the dog to
play with her.


64.Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly
contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."


65.Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window
and got arrested for mooning.


66.Yo momma so ugly just after she was born,
her mother said "What a treasure!" and her
father said "Yes, let's go bury it."


67.Yo momma so ugly they push her face into
dough to make gorilla cookies.


69.Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in
the Mist" in her shower


70.Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
dress up for Halloween.


71.Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to
breast feed her


72.Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak
around her neck to get the dogs to play with
her.


73.Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the
street in September, people say "Damn, is it
Halloween already?"


74.Yo momma so ugly the government moved
Halloween to her birthday.


75.Yo momma so ugly people go as her for
Halloween.


76.Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her
to work with him so that he doesn't have to
kiss her goodbye.


77.Yo mamma so ugly she could make an onion
cry.


78.Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks in
to the mirror she says what an ugly person.


79.Yo mamma so ugly when she was born the
doctor just slapped her parents.


80.Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age,
and she died.


81.Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!


82.Yo momma so old her social security number is
1!


83.Yo momma so old that when God said let the be
light, she hit the switch.


84.Yo momma so old that when she was in school
there was no history class.


85.Yo momma so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!


86.Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!


87.Yo momma so old her birth certificate says
expired on it.


88.Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he
was still a prince.


89.Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last
Supper.


90.Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.


91.Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the
third grade.


92.Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can
down the street, I asked her what she was
doing, she said "Moving."


93.Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay
attention!


94.Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I
hear the toilet flush!


95.Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has
to lick other people's fingers!!!


96.Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she
says,"DING!"


97.Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and
put a milkshake on layaway.


98.Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a
fork to save milk.


99.Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a
foodstamp.


100.Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box
of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She
said, "Buying luggage."


101.Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.


102.Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle
stick and calls it air conditioning.


103.Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house
and leave money


105.Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes
of the skateboard


106.Yo momma's underwear is so full of holes that
when she farts they whistle.


107.Yo mamma has so much dandruff, the lice have
to wear snow boots.


108.Yo momma's underwear is so full of holes that
when she farts they whistle.


109.Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw
90210 was when she was looking down at the
scale.


110.Your mamma is so stupid that she looked in
a box of Cherios and said, "look, doughnut
seeds."


111.Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when
she looks at a map, she can see people waving
at her.


112.Yo mamma is so stupid she thought menopause
was a button on the VCR.


113. Yo momma pits are so hairy it looks like she has Don King in an head lock


114. Yo mama is so fat she uses the interstate as a slip-an-side.


115. Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to seaworld they pay HER.


116. Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.


117. Yo mama is so fat she walked outside and seen a bus and she said "Stop that twinkie!"