Youve heard the tale of Robin Hood, and how he did the poor people good. But theres more to this fare story, of Sherwood Forests pride and glory.

At night when all the stealing was done, Robin and his men would have some fun. In fact it would be quite fair to say the Merry men were rather gay.

As Little John starts to unwind, Robin takes him from behind. And as they frolic in the grass, Robin rams him up the arse.

One night when they were all at play, a gorgeous maiden came their way. She sauntered up to Friar Tuck and said, Im Marrien want a fuck?

The Friar couldnt believe his ears; shes offering sex to these old queers! And while recovering from his shock, Robin presented her with his cock.

The 3 old men all had a bash, as Marriens cloths were off in a flash. And this for Marrien was sheer bliss, as they filled her every orifice.

When all was done she gave a whine, Thank you boys for a lovely time. But for your pleasure you must pay, Ive got pox! Have a nice day.

Now listen here, Said Friar Tuck Us Merry Men dont give a fuck. The laughs on you, you silly old cow. weve got aids, so whos fucked now?!