1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask your neighbor,
"May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that".

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it
erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor while yelling,
"Whoa! Easy Boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."

12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of
toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say, "Could you kick that back over here, please.

13. Say, "C'mon, Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna to do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your
"Cross-Dresser Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the
adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it
so you can see your neighbor an say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing
"Born Free."