Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
To kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
Today as they may be connected to the arse I may have
To kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday

And help me to remember....
When I am having a really bad day
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my arm and smack the arsehole in the face...